"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
so many white people be like “the struggle is so real its so hard to be white on tumblr. i cant tell racist jokes without people getting offended and i cant say the n word and even a bunch of other white people are racist against me, why is everyone racist against white people, i saw a picture of crackers on a food blog and i burst into tears”